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AskMen.com has dropped a list of the Top 10 Celebrity MILFs. (–Or is that MILVES???) HALLE BERRY was the obvious choice for #1. Here’s the complete list, along with these ladies’ respective ages . . .

YES.... INDEED

#1.) HALLE BERRY, 43 (–She’ll be 44 on Saturday.)

#2.) MONICA BELLUCCI, 45 (–She’ll be 46 next month.)

#3.) KATE BECKINSALE, 37

#4.) JESSICA ALBA, 29

#5.) SALMA HAYEK, 43 (–She’ll be 44 next month.)

#6.) SOFIA VERGARA, 38

#7.) MILLA JOVOVICH, 35

#8.) HEIDI KLUM, 37

#9.) GISELE BUNDCHEN, 30

#10.) BRIDGET MOYNAHAN, 39

This song is so damn horrible, that I’m about to listen to Bangs so I can remember what good garbage music sounds like.

Also WTF are those marks on Montana Fisburne’s ass? Did someone used to extinguish cigarette on it?

Laurence, please come beat your daughter’s ass and kill Brian Pumperm Matrix-Style!